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Our Hotel Blog

February
18

Picture this: You’re planning a trip, and you’re faced with two intriguing hotel options. One is The Continental Hotel in Centerville, Iowa, a historic gem in the heartland of America. The other? The Continental from the John Wick universe, a sanctuary for assassins with a strict no-killing-on-premises policy. Two Continentals, both equally iconic—yet they couldn’t be more different. Let’s take a closer (and slightly tongue-in-cheek) look at what sets them apart.

 

An AI Generated perspective of what John Wick might look like in his Continental's lobby versus the lobby of The Continental Hotel in Centerville, Iowa. 

 

1. Ambience

  • Centerville’s Continental: A charming and cozy establishment where the walls whisper tales of yesteryears. The vibe? Think homemade lunch specials, warm greetings, and maybe an impromptu family reunion in the lobby. Perfect for history buffs and small-town romantics.
  • John Wick’s Continental: Elegance meets danger. Crystal chandeliers, mahogany furniture, and the palpable tension of a dozen assassins silently judging your drink order. Perfect for…well, people who carry gold coins and really need a good night’s sleep without worrying about being garroted.

 

2. Clientele

  • Centerville’s Continental: A mix of road-trippers, business travelers, and retirees eager to explore Iowa’s scenic beauty. You might overhear someone discussing the best local fishing spots over breakfast.
  • John Wick’s Continental: A rogue’s gallery of assassins, bounty hunters, and morally ambiguous power players. Instead of fishing spots, you’ll likely hear whispered debates about the best silencer brands.

 

3. Amenities

  • Centerville’s Continental: Free Wi-Fi, complimentary breakfast, and a delightful restaurant serving hearty Midwestern fare. Bonus: no secret codes required to access the amenities.
  • John Wick’s Continental: Armory access, tailor-made Kevlar suits, and a concierge who can procure anything from a rare poison to a vintage rifle. Sadly, no free breakfast—but the martinis are to die for (figuratively speaking, of course).
An AI Generated image of what John Wick might look like in his Continental versus one of the rooms at The Continental Hotel in Centerville, Iowa. 

4. Rules

  • Centerville’s Continental: Standard hotel policies apply. Check-in at 3 PM, no smoking in the rooms, and please don’t steal the towels.
  • John Wick’s Continental: Rule #1: No business (read: killing) on hotel grounds. Rule #2: Seriously, no killing. Violators face…extreme consequences. Rule #3: Always tip the concierge.

 

5. Attractions Nearby

  • Centerville’s Continental: Enjoy local boutiques, the Centerville square, and picturesque outdoor adventures. Don’t miss the Appanoose County Historical Museum for a deep dive into the area’s past.
  • John Wick’s Continental: Attractions include shadowy back alleys, clandestine weapon dealers, and high-octane chases through the city. Perfect for adrenaline junkies with a death wish.

 

6. Cost

  • Centerville’s Continental: Affordable and family-friendly, with rates that won’t break the bank. Your wallet will thank you.
  • John Wick’s Continental: Payment in gold coins. Don’t have any? Good luck.
A guest to The Continental Hotel in Centerville, Iowa once presented us with this coin, the payment required for assassins to enter The Continental Hotel in the John Wick universe. He thought it was funny. We kept a close watch on our pencils.

Conclusion

 

While The Continental in Centerville is the quintessential small-town getaway, offering relaxation and a slice of Americana, John Wick’s Continental is a high-stakes playground for the morally complex. Both hotels have their merits, depending on whether you’re looking to unwind with a cup of coffee or evade a high-profile hitman.

 

So, next time you’re booking a stay, ask yourself: Are you in the mood for a pleasant stay or pandemonium?

 

 

Disclaimer: The Continental Hotel in Centerville, Iowa is not now nor has it ever been part of a vast, underground network of assassin safe havens. Nor is it affiliated in any way with Lionsgate, Thunder Road Pictures, 87Eleven Entertainment, Studio Babelsberg, Summit Entertainment, or any of the amazing actors, stuntpeople, or crew members of the four John Wick Films or spinoff television programs.